We’re getting a lot of questions about the source on this one and also some accusations that Sylvester Stallone was already in a Marvel movie or two. Here are the facts as we know them:

As of now, there aren’t any. That doesn’t mean the claim isn’t true or that our possibly unreliable source isn’t reliable. It just means we’re not ready to send it to print with so few shares.

As for the other claim, it’s just ridiculous. Look at what the thingy says. It says he’d never do that. So obviously he’s just another victim of identity theft by CGI like the guy from Star Wars and Scott Baio in that all-male thing he tried to have squashed.

Look, folks. We put this stuff on the internet for a reason. Because if you say something enough times online, eventually it becomes true, then we get to be the outlet that broke the story.

Welcome to 21st-Century journalisticatin’ patriots. God Bless America.

Collin Ames we’re the only operation doing this, Kevin. The “satirical news” trend that you see is foreigners stealing our material and using AI to spin it.

One thing I can tell you is that knee-jerk-reacting stooges who come down from their ivory towers to scold us for doing what we’ve been doing, openly, for more than eight years, get the finger and not much else.

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