According to our reporter on the ground, Bubba made the decision to support Caruth rather than America after “considerable thought.”
NASCAR Spokesman Joe Barron says he hopes the fines both drivers face make them understand just how serious the matter is:
“According to our rules,” said Barron, “All black people must stand perfectly still with their hands over their hearts anytime there’s an anthem, pledge, or flag-related activity, in reverence to America and with gratitude for the opportunities they’ve been given.”
The code corresponds with Facebook’s own Boomer Code of Conduct for Minorities, so the statement tracks. We’ll keep you updated on this developing story.
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