The next phase of turning a once-hallowed organization into a woke nightmare is upon us.

They’re removing “God” from the Scout oath.

This was the unfortunate and yet inevitable direction this was bound to take, patriots. As soon as we added scouts to the main cast on the big page and it worked, it was curtains for “Scouting America.”

“They don’t have a chance,” said ALLOD creative director, me. “It won’t be long before they declare bankruptcy and move in with Garth Brooks.”

Look for their downfall, in ridiculously exaggerated terms, right here on the ALLOD network of absolute nonsense. God Bless America.

The decision to remove “God” from the Scout oath marks a significant departure from tradition and has sparked a wave of controversy among longtime supporters of the organization. Critics argue that this move undermines the core values that have defined the Scouts for over a century, while proponents see it as a necessary step towards inclusivity and modern relevance.

As Scouting America continues to evolve, the debate over its direction grows more intense. Detractors predict a bleak future, filled with financial struggles and a loss of identity. They view the removal of religious references as the final nail in the coffin for an organization they believe is losing touch with its foundational principles.

Supporters, however, argue that the changes reflect a broader, more inclusive vision of scouting, one that welcomes individuals of all beliefs and backgrounds. They contend that adapting to contemporary societal norms is crucial for the organization’s survival and growth.

As the drama unfolds, ALLOD network promises to deliver sensationalized coverage of every twist and turn. Their hyperbolic reporting ensures that no aspect of Scouting America’s transformation will go unnoticed, providing fodder for heated debates and passionate discourse.

In the end, whether Scouting America will thrive or falter under its new direction remains to be seen. What is certain is that the organization is at a crossroads, navigating the complex terrain of tradition and progress in an ever-changing world.